I Ranked 23 Pickup Lines I've Gotten From LA Men From "Immediately No" To "Be There In 5"

Hello Hello. If you too are single and having problems, you may be eligible for financial compensation.
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JK. But we can at least connect through our mutual dating app trauma.
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I recently moved to LA and thought with beaming eyes and naïve that moving from a city on the East Coast (DC) to a bigger city (LA) would mean a better dating pool.
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Spoiler: people can suck anywhere.
As my own form of therapy, and hopefully to comfort others who struggle with dating apps, here's a list of the best and worst pick-up lines I've received from boys on Tinder.
23. The too intimate greeting:
I'm already bored.
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22. The incomprehensible opener:
It's me, honey.
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21. The problematic one-liner:
Immediately no.
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20. Are you coming back?
Top songs? Movies ?? Sex positions ???
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19. The "Let's get down to business":
In essence, he's like "impress me". But no, YOU slipped into MY DMs, you impress ME.
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18. The type who wants to be assignable:
He's not wrong, it is spelled wrong.
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17. I ...
I love that he added a little smile so I know I am not too worried about such a harrowing question.
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16. Not exactly sure what that means ...
But I'm always for yummy.
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15. The flirtatious but serious one:
I should have started singing Saweetie for him.
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14. The clear facts:
Not that I don't love being called beautiful, but sometimes it comes too strong and then I panic.
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13. The red flag:
Self-explanatory.
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12. The opener "I'm so quirky and random":
Sometimes asking such a cute question can work, and sometimes it just feels like a chore because now I've been fucking thinking, have I ever laughed?
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11. The interlocutor:
You weren't on Tinder if you didn't have a really long string of text going back and forth with a guy you know is in your heart that you never really want to have a drink with.
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10. The uncomplicated interlocutor:
Not to be confused with the general interlocutor - this guy chats more about your personal hopes and dreams than random small talk.
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9. The "tries to be sexy":
I love the juxtaposition between dirty talk and the old-fashioned smiley face.
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8. The innocent fun:
Not bad my buddy, not bad.
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7. The Serious Romantic:
Don't be fooled - he's most likely only there to fuck, but at least you'll likely get a good meal out of it first.
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6. The booty boi:
No complaints.
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5. The guy who makes you commit:
What will i do? You don't know what to be honest about?
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4. The personality compliment:
Personally, I'm a fan of these type of pickup lines because it's a complimented way that shows that the complimenter isn't necessarily here just for a quick connection.
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3. The funny banter:
10/10. If you make me laugh in the pickup line and show that you care about my life, you are sure to get at least one date.
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2. Just one excellent pickup line, tbh:
To which I replied, "I can be, if you are willing to invest."
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1. And finally the hype man:
This is an obvious winner. I actually got loud while reading.
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What Are Some Of The Best Or Worst Pickup Lines You Got? Let me know in the comments below so we can all cry through our tears!

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