The 20 Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Oct. 3-9)

The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our days with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women summarizes funny thoughts with a maximum of 280 characters.
Scroll through this week's awesome tweets from women below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past summaries.
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